Friday, September 29, 2006

PAROCRITES... Parasites version 2.0

Statuatory Warning: Highly Poisonous. Attack you when you are most "vulnerable". Basically if you stay in the company of such creatures you end up feeling like a Buffoon !!

Definition: PAROCRITES=PARASITES+HYPOCRITES

Salient Features:

1. Love to crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib and crib.... about nothing....
2. They love to crib about everything !!
3. Place you on a pedestal and act like your slave... when vice versa is what they actually would not mind at all !!
4. Highly negative outlook... amazingly hopeful wishful and positive interior... grossly misleading.
5. Hidden ambitions... laid back attitude at the exterior.
6. Drain out your energy trying really hard to convince you that they're worth only a penny.. and when that sinks into you... they prove the opposite... (Important to mention that million dollar smile which absolutely defies the previous notion... and makes you sing.. can't believe that i'm the fool again??)
7. In conclusion for now... they suck too !!
(The above list will soon be updated as i discover more characteristics)

BOTTOMLINE: Try and avoid them. Your world would be Happier... after all who wants to end up feeling like a buffoon ...

14 thoughts...:

Ankush said...

you write well but i can sense something negative about you. something serious. like u told me that i write serious stuff,ur blogs tend to be negative n pessimistic...
Jiyo kjushi se yaar...jiyo je bhar ke....lifes good !!!not a parasite...
hope u take my comment positively see ya!!!

Rohit said...

Venom! Spider-man! Not hot?

kunal said...

alright.. i kind of recall that tongue twister of a statement of yours.. bloggers talk to bloggers blah blah.. im not too sure if this is where i reply but anyway here goes..

kunal said...

well im glad you liked the post.. to your first question.. it is obviously ficticious..actually 95%.. some info is genuine(the thing abt my cousin bro is true!).. cricket team first job are memorable events in my life.. the river of hope is the way i look at it..

kunal said...

second question (by the way you must have figured out by now that i like questions, so interviewing me is k)..
i fear not finding reason for things.. i fear being all alone especially on the other side.. but i also believe there is reason for everything and fears can be delt with..

kunal said...

the thing i "would miss" the most if i was on the line(remember this dint really happen:)).. well definitely the people i love and leaving things undone(i want to die only when i've fullfilled whatever i want to in life).. of course it does not work the way i want it to but ideally thats what i want.. the answer to what "would make" me come back is the same!!

kunal said...

if still think im sane!! plant a "your sane" in my comment box.. a few people are already very anxious about my mental health.;)!!!

kunal said...

aagh! so many typing mistakes.. if you... "you're sane"!!!

anup said...

Hey this one's a cool post...Exactly the kind of people I detest and thats a nice name u've given them....

i was thinking abt posting on a similar topic.... but i realized i was looking too much into the negative aspects of ppl...

Cant help it that we do get irritated in having such ppl around us...but lets face it - we have to learn with them around us....

I personally have tried to see only the positive aspects of ppl and forget abt their negative nature... but we must definitely know where to draw the line,know when ppl are taking advantage of us... other than that i dont think we should care much about these kind of ppl.

Forget abt them and atleast enjoy the short time we are on this planet...

kunal said...

im not too fond of math either but that does'nt change the truth... well its not exactly math.. when you find someone you cant converse with you have to use sequences.. like fibonacci for example.. these are universal codes and sequences.. if there is intelligent life out there.. codes are our only chance of communication.. watch it you'll understand!!

kunal said...

well its not yet proved... and i dont have an explanation for it... but yes this does happen... i remember my dad saw something in his dream which came true the very day he told me about it and there was no way he knew it was gonna happen that day... the human mind is a mysterious and complicated organ... they say the source of dreams is different from the source of conscious thoughts thats why we sometimes see people we have never seen before in our dreams...

kunal said...

dreams are believed to be a way in which the mind vents out excess emotions that cannot be done otherwise.. be it anger, happiness or sorrow... its the way equilibrium is maintained.. the average charge in the mind must remain in a particular range to maintain normalcy... outside this range the mind begins to behave abnormally.. people might begin to see things in real life that dont actually exist... its a medical problem many people face... this is one of the explanations i've come across.. but again its just a hypothesis.. nothings proved...

kunal said...

pre cognitive dreams like the one i wrote about is even more complicated... i still haven't come across a decent explanation!! but that does not mean its not true...

kunal said...

by the way i liked your take on it.. nice way of lookin at it.. i think so too..